Republican health care

(From 20170

The Republican health care plot
Is all about what it is not
It’s not about wellness
But instead go-to-hellness
With whatever disease you have caught.
…………………………………Eulick McCreavis

Winged Victory?

He comes as a bird
To show His love
Think of Leda and the swan
Mary and the dove.

A rustle of wings
A coo or a honk
"Nice birdie" she says
And then they bonk...................Hoof Ardette, SJ

Sometimes I Always Drink Too Much

This morning's attempt at a country song:

Sometimes I Always Drink Too Much

I’m nervous and anxious and out of touch
I can’t find the time for the self-help books
I look everywhere and see dirty looks
So sometimes I always drink too much.

She says I’m no good and this and such
That I don’t pay attention to anything good
I’m too close or distant, don’t do what I should
So sometimes I always drink too much.

Drink too much, drink too much
I hide out at the bar and don’t make a fuss
The booze is my friend, confidant, and also my crutch
Sometimes I always drink too much

Sometimes I always drink too much
Then I’ll curse and I’ll fight and act like a putz
I’ll stagger and stumble and lose everyone’s trust
Sometimes I always drink too much.

Eulick McCreavis (Eulick assures me that there are more stanzas to come--Perk). Copyright:Eulick McCreavis and Mike Perkovich

Theology

Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins are often so strident that I, an atheist, think of them as nagnostics.

Drunk gifts

An idea whose time may never come: a website dealing in bar accesories--Toys for Sots.

Winged Theology

He comes as a bird to show His love,
Think Leda and the Swan, Mary and the Dove.

Hoof Ardette, S..J.

Witch narrative

An idea for a narrative: The women (or men and women) in a highrise martyr a witch. Their proof:
In the laundry room, no one has ever seen her search for a singleton sock--hers always come out in pairs. Her permanent press items come out actually fresh and ironed looking. Her fitted sheets are always folded into perfect, flat, squares.