Halley's erection

Said the well-know astonomer Halley
"That comet don't come waley-naley
But it always comes back
On schedule, on track
Just like morning wood to the maley."

Eulick McCreavis

Holy Epistles

Why does no one ever refer to the Letter of St. Paul to the Begonias?

The rich

The problems the rest of us have with the rich are not going to be improved by throwing more money at them.