Let’s leave our wives and get gay married

Our feelings  simply won’t be buried.

Let’s leave our wives and get gay married.

The straights won’t mind if we ruin their marriage

Mismatched sexes outweigh that carriage

It just can’t take that wear and tearrage.

But we think their weddings cute

Her in her gown and him in his suit

And then they breed our new recruits.

Ladies!

Let’s leave our guys and get dike wedded

With bed and breakfast, but mostly bedded

Let’s leave our guys and get dike wedded.

The fellas won’t mind if we go away

They have each other, so they can play

Nice with each other, and swing and sway.

They’ll find a crank that they can turn

And find it’s better to marry than it is to burn

That’ll teach ‘em, if only they’ll learn

That they can leave their wives and get gay married

And those yearnings simply won’t stay buried

Fellas leave your wives and get gay married.

                                                                        Eulick McCreavis