Jesus Fix My Drip

That nasty old drip and the burn

That announces the clap in the morn

Please Jesus Please cure it

Don't make me endure it

And next time I'll stick with the porn.

Eulick McCreavis

When Innocent VIII pitched a fit
Poor witches took a hard hit
He hung them and burned them
Impaled them then scorned them
Because of his Papal Bull shit.

Hoof Ardette, SJ

Worship Venue

When a body must worship the Sun
Tanning doth cease to be Fun
True Faith is most fine
Where the Sun doesn't shine
Twixt a left and a right shapely bun.

Hoof Ardette SJ

Eternal Ennui

Expecting Eternal Reward
For behavior that isn't untoward?
Better hope it's a con
Cause when you land Yon
You will very likely be bored.

Lars Poetica