Jesus Fix My Drip

That nasty old drip and the burn

That announces the clap in the morn

Please Jesus Please cure it

Don't make me endure it

And next time I'll stick with the porn.

Eulick McCreavis

Godeater Theater

No theater in the Dark Ages
No Bijoux or Luxe or Pantages
Instead there were raids
They called them Crusades
To entertain mad Theophages.

Hoof Ardette SJ