Eulick's Song

Jesus doesn’t want you to do it
He wanted abstinence but then you blew it
Now Jesus and His Mommy weep
And you keep them from their heavenly sleep
All because you want to do it.

Jesus doesn’t want you to do it
So get on your knees and don’t pursue it
He can’t sustain His love for you
If you look for love outside the pew
Jesus knows you’re out to do it.

Jesus doesn’t want you to do it
You mustn’t act the poete maudit
If you must do it at least get blotto
Then confess and say you forgotto
Because Jesus doesn’t want you to do it.
……………………………………………Eulick McCreavis

Halley's erection

Said the well-know astonomer Halley
"That comet don't come waley-naley
But it always comes back
On schedule, on track
Just like morning wood to the maley."

Eulick McCreavis

Holy Epistles

Why does no one ever refer to the Letter of St. Paul to the Begonias?

The rich

The problems the rest of us have with the rich are not going to be improved by throwing more money at them.

Stinking lies

Don't fart in my face and tell me we're in Venice.

October Nietzsche

15 October.
Happy Birthday Friedrich Nietzsche
Who taught us all, but wasn't preachy
Too bad your life weren't ginger-peachy.
Lars Poetica

Chillbillies

It's just a term that I thought seemed appropriate in light of Alaska's recent elections. Use it in a sentence? "Those chillbillies' inchoate rage leads them to elect people who seem 'like me'." That is, apparently uneducated, intolerant persons.