Existential Gas

Existenialist prime Jean-Paul Sartre
Served ideas and fetishized art.
To Cafe Deux Magots
He continued to go
And now and then let flee a farte.

Debussy Fields

Eternal Ennui

Expecting Eternal Reward
For behavior that isn't untoward?
Better hope it's a con
Cause when you land Yon
You will very likely be bored.

Lars Poetica

Godeater Theater

No theater in the Dark Ages
No Bijoux or Luxe or Pantages
Instead there were raids
They called them Crusades
To entertain mad Theophages.

Hoof Ardette SJ

The Good Padre's Instructions

Take this cruet and open your mouth.
Now hold my alb while I head south.
Hoof Ardette, SJ

Medical Breakthough

To cure the priests of pederasty
Dr. Church prescribes geograplasty.

Hoof Ardette, SJ

Poem/Didier diddles

Who did Didier diddle
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?
Did Didier diddle Dolly
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?

Or did Didier diddle Deirdre
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?
Did Deirdre diddle by herself
Or did she diddle Deana?

Who did Didier diddle
When Dolly, Deirdre, Deana,
And Dinah weren’t around?
Did he diddle by himself till
One of them was found?
Or did he diddle Dieter, till time to go downtown?

Debussy Fields

Go Sigmund, Go SIgmund

Go Sigmund, Go Sigmund...

Psychoanalyst Pere Sigmund Freud
Had a nasty old itch from a 'rroid
Said Sig, "It's a hassle,
To go scratch my assle,
Because anal thrills I avoid."
....Lars Poetica