Go Sigmund, Go SIgmund

Go Sigmund, Go Sigmund...

Psychoanalyst Pere Sigmund Freud
Had a nasty old itch from a 'rroid
Said Sig, "It's a hassle,
To go scratch my assle,
Because anal thrills I avoid."
....Lars Poetica

The Ballad of Virtuelle

The Ballad of Virtuelle


What am I supposed to do
All alone without you?
Maybe I’ll give her a whirl
I mean that virtual girl.
She’s not quite latex or vinyl
And she’ll be all mine, be all minel.

She’ll give me good headset
And won’t muss up my bedset
And whenever I miss you
I’ll just clean up with tissue.
You always complainted
That my feelings were tainted
That I might check out others
And wish I had druthers.

But not Virtuelle
Who’d never complain
And that’s why I fell
For my lovely, my belle.
Who can act like a slut
And look like princess.
And I can program her gullet
To swallow emissious.

So goodbye now, goodbye
I must leave you, my darling
But I must really fly
Cause Virtuelle’s calling.
But she waits, she’s so patient
And she never suspects
I’ve some inklings most latent.
Cause I could reprogram
She could grow an appendage
And she would not mind
That’s her great advantage.

Lars Poetica