Banana Republicans

The Republicans in Wisconsin and other states are trying to bust unions, a move that will give us more in common
with what we used to call "Banana Republics." I suggest we start carrying a banana with us to demonstrations,
or perhaps a Carmen Miranda hat, with signs that identify us as banana republicans.

New cologne

Paris Hilton has a new perfume called "Just Me." I propose a cologne called "Injustice."

Eulick's Song

Jesus doesn’t want you to do it
He wanted abstinence but then you blew it
Now Jesus and His Mommy weep
And you keep them from their heavenly sleep
All because you want to do it.

Jesus doesn’t want you to do it
So get on your knees and don’t pursue it
He can’t sustain His love for you
If you look for love outside the pew
Jesus knows you’re out to do it.

Jesus doesn’t want you to do it
You mustn’t act the poete maudit
If you must do it at least get blotto
Then confess and say you forgotto
Because Jesus doesn’t want you to do it.
……………………………………………Eulick McCreavis