Halley's erection

Said the well-know astonomer Halley
"That comet don't come waley-naley
But it always comes back
On schedule, on track
Just like morning wood to the maley."

Eulick McCreavis

Holy Epistles

Why does no one ever refer to the Letter of St. Paul to the Begonias?

The rich

The problems the rest of us have with the rich are not going to be improved by throwing more money at them.

Stinking lies

Don't fart in my face and tell me we're in Venice.

October Nietzsche

15 October.
Happy Birthday Friedrich Nietzsche
Who taught us all, but wasn't preachy
Too bad your life weren't ginger-peachy.
Lars Poetica

Chillbillies

It's just a term that I thought seemed appropriate in light of Alaska's recent elections. Use it in a sentence? "Those chillbillies' inchoate rage leads them to elect people who seem 'like me'." That is, apparently uneducated, intolerant persons.

Worship Venue

When a body must worship the Sun
Tanning doth cease to be Fun
True Faith is most fine
Where the Sun doesn't shine
Twixt a left and a right shapely bun.

Hoof Ardette SJ

Existential Gas

Existenialist prime Jean-Paul Sartre
Served ideas and fetishized art.
To Cafe Deux Magots
He continued to go
And now and then let flee a farte.

Debussy Fields

Eternal Ennui

Expecting Eternal Reward
For behavior that isn't untoward?
Better hope it's a con
Cause when you land Yon
You will very likely be bored.

Lars Poetica

Godeater Theater

No theater in the Dark Ages
No Bijoux or Luxe or Pantages
Instead there were raids
They called them Crusades
To entertain mad Theophages.

Hoof Ardette SJ

The Good Padre's Instructions

Take this cruet and open your mouth.
Now hold my alb while I head south.
Hoof Ardette, SJ

Medical Breakthough

To cure the priests of pederasty
Dr. Church prescribes geograplasty.

Hoof Ardette, SJ

Poem/Didier diddles

Who did Didier diddle
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?
Did Didier diddle Dolly
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?

Or did Didier diddle Deirdre
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?
Did Deirdre diddle by herself
Or did she diddle Deana?

Who did Didier diddle
When Dolly, Deirdre, Deana,
And Dinah weren’t around?
Did he diddle by himself till
One of them was found?
Or did he diddle Dieter, till time to go downtown?

Debussy Fields