The Good Padre's Instructions

Take this cruet and open your mouth.
Now hold my alb while I head south.
Hoof Ardette, SJ

Medical Breakthough

To cure the priests of pederasty
Dr. Church prescribes geograplasty.

Hoof Ardette, SJ

Poem/Didier diddles

Who did Didier diddle
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?
Did Didier diddle Dolly
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?

Or did Didier diddle Deirdre
When he didn’t diddle Dinah?
Did Deirdre diddle by herself
Or did she diddle Deana?

Who did Didier diddle
When Dolly, Deirdre, Deana,
And Dinah weren’t around?
Did he diddle by himself till
One of them was found?
Or did he diddle Dieter, till time to go downtown?

Debussy Fields