28 September 2007
Good evening (your name here),
Why don't the airlines pass out tins of SpaghettiOs and a can opener? It would be at least as good as the food they used to serve and would cost less.
Pity poor Senator Craig
Who suffers from real restless leg
It sets his foot tapping
When he oughtta be crapping
But it isn't jet lag it's fag tag.
Conservative Senator Craig
Thought that fruits were a drag
True he loved playing footsie
To be some cop's tootsie
But he certainly wasn't a fag.
Good evening (your name here),
Why don't the airlines pass out tins of SpaghettiOs and a can opener? It would be at least as good as the food they used to serve and would cost less.
Pity poor Senator Craig
Who suffers from real restless leg
It sets his foot tapping
When he oughtta be crapping
But it isn't jet lag it's fag tag.
Conservative Senator Craig
Thought that fruits were a drag
True he loved playing footsie
To be some cop's tootsie
But he certainly wasn't a fag.
1 comment:
Glad to see you have a blog! Rock on, keep the scatology coming!
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